Friday, April 10, 2009

Steal The Bacon, By Aaron Pike


“My bacon has been stolen,” cried an elderly citizen. Egregiously, Aaron stumbled into shady shoals retirement home. “Where did the suspect run?” said Aaron. That way, cried the lady. Aaron jumped onto his big wheel flying at a mere 4.5 mph; he was bound to catch the crook. Two and a half hours later he had arrived at where he thought the criminal was. A passing bystander named Earl asked Aaron how he came to his conclusion. “Why I came to my conclusion based on the fact that the criminal had left a trail of red paint. Probably trying to cover his tracks. Other than that the building says THIS IS THE CRIMINALS HOUSE DO NOT ENTER!!!!” Moaned Aaron. Carving his way through the solid shoes Finally he had reached the center, climbing through he noticed the words mmm, Fitzgerald, Oh snap!

Boing! Aaron reached the bottom only to discover a door on the side of a huge wall in the middle of a room. In front of him he found a note. to get the bacon you must first tackle these anteaters.

This message was provided by a free advertiser goopsoup. Ha Aaron said to himself Anteaters how hard could this be. Of course whenever someone in a book says, “ how hard could this be” it’s always very complex. Thud! Squiggle! Sploosh! Gasp! Said Aaron “Granny please be with me”.

Rahhhhhhhhh! Crush! An anteater wielding a block of cheese came rushing towards Aaron. “I didn’t fail preschool and community college for this” Aaron pulled out a hot glue gun from his sock and plugged it into a nearby outlet for about 10 mins. After ten minutes of both the anteater and Aaron waiting they plunged into a full on fight hot glue one way and molten cheese the other.

After contemplating they both came to an agreement and the anteater gave Aaron the key to the door and in return Aaron gave the anteater his hot glue gun. They said their goodbyes and Aaron continued on his journey for the bacon.

STAGE 2 a booming voice said out of nowhere scaring the crap out of Aaron. “Who said that?” exclaimed Aaron. Getting no reply he shrugged that off. “I think its time for a peanut butter and corn sandwich.” Said Aaron, Drooling over his sandwich. After about one bite he was thrown off his chair by a midget. “ Gimme that” said the midget. Throwing the sandwich across the room he began to kick Aaron in the leg. Aaron grabbed the midget by the leg and swung him into a bench. “Raggh” said the tiny man. The little one grabbed a switchblade and started to wave it in his face Aaron preceded to roundhouse kick him into the wooden barrier the stupid midget was finally shut up.

“Hahaha you’ve found me Aaron” Said the criminal. Give me the bacon or you go! Snorted Aaron still laughing about the midget. This time the guy was mad for His bacon, he pulled out a firkin 12 gauge and pointed it at Aaron’s head. Now please go and remove the memory of my webkinz passwords that you saw on the wall. “Not without that bacon strip, criminal dude” said Aaron as he knocked the shotgun out of his way. Kicking and slapping the man till all except mercy was left in him Aaron hopped back onto his big wheel and returned the bacon.

“My hero!” said the elderly civilian. All in a days work ma’m “Come here precious,” said the old lady. As she left a big kiss on his cheek. “ Ahh Granny smooches!” shrieked Aaron.

The End

Thursday, April 9, 2009

Because of such large amount of views...

Things to do when your bored. From A to W if you find any that start with x, y, or z post a comment.

A
Act like a spy / secret agent for the day
Act like you just met your friend for the first time
Act profound
Ad lib
Add some strawberries to your ice cream
B
Balance your checkbook
Bark at people in the grocery store
Bark at your dog
Bark at your parents
Be a leaf and leave
C
Clean your room.
Chew on pen caps
Chew on your arm until someone notices.
Chew your lip
Churn some butter.
Claim you are late for a date with the white rabbit
Chew on pen caps
Chew on your arm until someone notices.
Chew your lip
Churn some butter.
Claim you are late for a date with the white rabbit
D
Do aerobics...in your head
Do crossword puzzles
Do everything with your other hand today
Do some paperwork
Do the hokey-pokey at 3 am
Do the magician “saw a box trick” with your sister/brother
Donate your brother’s/sister's body to science
Dont ever use punctuation its rather annoying isnt it
Doodle or cartoon
Dot people’s i’s for them


E
Eat broccoli and pretend to be a dinosaur eating trees
Embarrass yourself
Even the score
Every time you say the word definitely, spell it out
F
Factor your social security number
Faint
Fake an accent
Fall asleep
Fidget
Figure out how to get yourself on TV
Find a bug and chase it
Find an address to your favorite famous person and write them a letter. See if they write you back.
G
Get angry with yourself
Get bubblegum stuck in your hair and try to get it out
Get caught red-handed
Get on the radio
Get run over by a train of thought
Get your dog braces
Get yourself as nauseated as possible, like by spinning around and looking straight up.
Give names to your body parts
Give your cat a mohawk
Give to charity
H
Have a carpet picnic
Have a staring contest with yourself in the mirror.
Have a water drinking contest
Have an egg toss
Have people follow you with red carpet everywhere
Help an old lady cross the street
Hide
Hire people to wait on you
Hit some hay
Hit the deck
I
Ignore anyone who talks to you
Inflate a beachball and throw it around the room.
J
Join a fan club
Join the debate team and agree with everyone
Juggle everything you can find
Jump up and down
Just hop up
K
Kidnap Cabbage Patch Kids
Knight yourself and some close friends.
Knit a sweater
L
Learn to let go
Learn to peel a banana with your feet
Learn to play the kazoo
Learn to read Sanskrit
Learn to square dance
Learn to surf
Learn to throw your voice
Learn to type...with your toes
Learn to whistle 14.4/28.8 bps modem sounds
M
make a blog
Make a deal with the devil, but keep your fingers crossed
Make a list of things to do when bored.
Make a list of things you want
Make a rubber band ball
Make a sundial
Make a trash can a basketball hoop and throw crumpled up paper for baskets
Make an entertaining phone answering-machine message

N
Never say never I never will again
Figure out another thing to do that starts with N
O
Open a box of Animal Crackers and make an animal farm
Open everything
Out of nowhere, or when it is quiet, say loud

P
Paint with your toes
Paint zebra stripes on your computer
Patch some clothing
Pay for expensive things with pennies
Peel grapes
Phone your local government rep and see if you can convince him or her to have lunch with you
Pick a random person and worship them
Pick other people’s noses
Pick the fuzz balls off hotel blankets

Play solitaire
Play songs backwards and listen for satanic messagesListen to a painting
Play tag
Play tiddly winks
Play to lose
Play video games
Play with marbles
Play with some LEGOS
Plead the fifth
Plot revenge against someone.
Plot the overthrow of your local school board
Pop zits and blackheads, clean lint out of belly button, q-tips, and find those hidden treasures of the nose
Post Post-It© Notes all over your house

Q
Figure out something to do with a q
R
Recite romantic poetry...to your toaster
Recopy the Bible substituting your name for God
Redecorate your garage
Relive fond memories
Repeat the same word over and over until it loses its meaning - Pick a random word out of a magazine and say it aloud to yourself until it becomes a meaningless set of noises.

S
See how long you can hold your breath
See how long you can sleep
See how long you can stay awake
Send chills down your spine
See how long you can hold your breath
See how long you can sleep
See how long you can stay awake
See how many hugs you can get in one day
See how many licks it actually takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop.


T
Tapdance.
Take a class on self defense
Take a week of vacation from work to just sit at home and watch tons of movies
Take an IQ Test
Take money out of the bank and spend it all on yourself
Take pictures of interesting things that you see all day.
Take the fifth.
Take your cat to the restroom with you
Take your hamster to the beach

U
Use the word stuff as much as possible
Use your secret mind power - Pick a passing by and try to use your mind power to command them do something, like drop their bag or knock into someone. The law of averages dictates that sooner or later one of your mind commands will come true, so you can convince yourself that you really have super human powers and waste even more time trying them out.

V
Vacation at Three-Mile Island
Vacuum your lawn
Volunteer for a charity

W
Walk around as a body guard for a day for one of your friends
Walk around the room begging for spare change.
Walk extra fast all day
Wash behind your ears
Wash your car
Washable crayons are a wonderful invention. Pick a wall and invite friends.
Watch 101 Dalmatians and see if they really show 101 Dalmatians.

X
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Y
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Z
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Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Blog updates!

You will notice a few new things as you arrive on my blog.
1. I have a new subscriber!
2. i have added more gadgets as in, my bidvertiser button and the titled Hey you! referral button for chitka both 2 really good advertising programs.
3.I have added a graffiti title for my website.
4. And lastly i changed the background from dumb ol white to a grayish black.

Monday, March 30, 2009

april fools day pranks!

Its April fools day and do i have the perfect things for you to do.
  • Get up very early and fill your victims hair dryer with baby powder or flower.

  • When someone falls asleep draw a fake mustache and a unibrow on them. be sure not to laugh.
  • Find a box about the size of a cake. Then cover it with frosting, making it look like a cake. Then put it out in the office kitchen, or wherever people leave free food. Sit back as one of your family members tries to cut a slice.
  • Get a small alarm clock and set it for 3:00 a.m. Sneak under the victim's bed. Once it goes off, he/she won't be able to find it will drive them nuts.
  • Before one of your family members takes shower, remove the shower head and place a life-saver candy in it, replace the shower head with the candy now trapped in it. When the person takes a shower he or she will not notice, until they get out and start to dry off, the towel will stick to them they will get back in the shower to rinse off... works like a charm.
Hope you like these!

Thursday, March 26, 2009

My favorite blog links (adsense alternative)

You may have noticed that about a month ago i had some ads. i had gotten those from google adsense. I would highly advise you not to go with adsense. one accidental click on your ads sends you straight out of their services. So obviously that happened to me and for about 2 weeks i had no ads.
Now my favorite blog links
  • Now i have discovered AdBrite its very easy to use. And you get way more pay than adsense.

  • My next favorite is blogsoldiers. Basically if your like me getting 30 site views on a weekly basis this is the thing you need. What you do is you surf other peoples sites (or buy credits) to get credits. you then send in your blog to get reviewed by the admin and you put those credits into your blog. magically you start getting visits from places across the world. http://www.blogsoldiers.com/?rid=10445

  • And lastly Blogsvertiser.This is my favorite, the last post that i did was assigned to me by blogsvertiser, your not going to believe this, i got $10 directily to my paypal account for writing about shop wiki. http://www.blogsvertise.com
And to answer the dying question, yes you do earn real money For doing what you love to do, it all seems fake but already i have $ 12 total for about 1 weeks worth of work.

Saturday, March 14, 2009

Everything you need dirt cheap!

These days you need more for your money, do i have the website for you. Shop wiki. it acts like Google adsense and crawls the web to find the best prices. traditional sites will show you their prices. shop wiki gives every possible detail even if they don't earn a dime. they have tons of categories from Arts and crafts to Food and Beverages. on Shop Wiki its always a sale giving the shopper anything and everything at the best of prices everyday. Like the cheapest stores for your baby Toddler clothing and needs Clothing for boys and girls.

Boys clothing

Clothing for girls


And lets not forget video games toys and such.

Childrens Games


My favorite part of this is that its very easy to find the product and go directly to the store. I know that whenever i need to find something to fuel my hobbie i can defenetly rely on them to give me the safety and security. I can also find the results fast. i urge you to try this at least once and tell me what you think.




Thursday, March 5, 2009

how music affects your prespective on a video

Its a fact that the type of music you listen to shows what your personality like. But what about when you change a fight scenes action music with the gummy bear song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pf7e4KqGOQQ. you see where im going, totally different effect. Here we have an example that you can do,



Ha good ol kiwi (doesn't fly) nails a couple hundred trees to a mountain and jumps off. Notice the way you feel, upbeat, laughing at that stupid kiwi for not thinking out that so clearly. Now we have the same exact video, (please watch it)


Now you see the same thing but your hearts changed, you feel sad. The music (instead of trumpets) has changed to a slow soft type. Do you see what I mean! Its so cool how the simple change of the song can effect your emotion's.



Thats all folks

Sunday, March 1, 2009

The greatest thing since sliced bread.

you can always count on google to get you what you need, what i needed was how a padlock worked and i found this http://www.google.com/patents its so cool say you wanted to make the next best popcorn making machene that made it even better, but you needed to make a basic popcorn machine first.

BAM!


Awsome right.

MONEY!!!!

as some of you know i took a umpiring lesson with my friend Ryan. the season finally started and we each got $12 for about an hour of umpiring. Im saving all the checks in my ATM for when the season ends.

Sunday, February 22, 2009

More things to do when your bored

Carry a briefcase with you and offer people phony legal advice
Carry a tune...drop it, see if it breaks
Carve your boyfriend\girlfriend\crushes’ initials in a marshmallow
Catch a cold
Catch a falling star
Challenge the neighbor kid to duel
Change your hand writing style
Change your mind
Change your name...daily
Chase your friend or family member around the sofa
Check out the weather forecast for other parts of the world.
Check under chairs for chewing gum
Take your hamster to the beach
Take your TV outside
Talk back to the radio
Talk like a pirate
Write everything in italics
Talk with your hands
*69 Telemarketers and ask them if they want to buy random stuff
Tenderize your tongue...chew on it for a while
Test thin ice...with a pogo stick
Think of nicknames for everyone you know.
Think shallow thoughts
Try a sample of every flavor at baskin’ robins but don’t buy anything
Turn off the lights whenever you enter a room
Turn on everything
Turn on the T.V., put it on mute and make up dialogue
Turn your TV upside down and watch it
Turn yourself in a for a crime you didn’t commit
Unplug everything and rearrange the furniture
Use a kick me sign. As a challenge, see how many people you can put a kick me sign on without them knowing it.
Watch 101 Dalmatians and see if they really show 101 Dalmatians.
Listen to really hard music and head bang
Load as many programs on your PC as you can in an attempt to crash your system
Look at something for awhile, shut eyes, and study the after image.
Look on a soda bottle or cereal box and call the consumer information line and ask them some questions.
Write a song
Write calligraphy messages to your friends
Write complaint letters to companies that annoy you.
Write fortune cookie sayings
Write glow in the dark messages on people’s ceilings (“I'm watching you!)
Write graffiti under the rug
Write in a circle
Whisper everything
Whistle while you work


Hopefully that will keep some of you occupied.

Saturday, February 21, 2009

a fatal flaw in my blog idea

I know why i have a ghost town size of visitors to my blog! As most of you know my mom and sister have AMAZING blogs that get 80+ views a day. on that note let me tell you about them.


Pikes pickles: started on january 19th 08 my mom has a entire city's amount of views known for her good writing skills and humours post like "princess Poodini" and not 1 stock post. in some ways im ahead of the game.


Allys blog:Allys a very good writer, This is her blog about her life lessons and being, well pregnant. Also she has more views daily than my mom.

links allypike.blogspot.com, pikespickles.blogspot.com

Friday, February 20, 2009

a list of random words (50!)

  1. annoyed
  2. SPCA
  3. macaroni and cheese
  4. blues clues
  5. hair bows
  6. soccer
  7. umpire
  8. cheetos
  9. herbie
  10. cheeta girls
  11. legos
  12. funny
  13. lincon logs
  14. shrinky dinks
  15. cd's
  16. burger
  17. kool aid
  18. umm
  19. odd
  20. plone number
  21. scam
  22. make money
  23. gift ideas
  24. chicken noodle soup
  25. pimples
  26. apple trees
  27. knitting
  28. how to
  29. relief
  30. legos
  31. allergies
  32. templates
  33. aliens
  34. worksheets
  35. homeschooling
  36. pruning lilacs
  37. Microsoft
  38. crunchy
  39. as seen on tv
  40. math
  41. flash cards
  42. Doritos
  43. recipe
  44. moms
  45. peach jam
  46. movie
  47. hairy
  48. aloe
  49. freaks
  50. cornflakes

Saturday, February 7, 2009

some things to do when bored

Clean and polish your belly button
Develop a tick
Dial-a-prayer and argue
Discover some cool uses for crates
Discover the answer to the ultimate question....then the question itself....
Do a cartwheel
Do a good job
See how long you can hold your breath
See how long you can sleep
See how long you can stay awake
See how many hugs you can get in one day
See how many licks it actually takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop.
Smell EVERYTHING you come across
Fold everything you can
Follow random people
Forget to groom
Form a political party
Form a union
Format all those AOL disks you got in the mail...
Gargle
Gesture
Get yourself as nauseated as possible, like by spinning around and looking straight up.
Give names to your body parts
Give your cat a mohawk
Give to charity
Wear duct tape
Wear fuzzy bunny slippers to work
Wear no underwear
Wheeze

Monday, February 2, 2009

ouch

well it looks like it didnt hurt, it did. the camera didnt get scratched or anything and the unicycle is built for constant falls.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5t2bcGCFRE&feature=channel_page

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

this is cool

have you ever misplaced your ruler. i know i have our family probably went through 10 rulers. for some odd reason i googled ruler and found this. a printable ruler. yeah thats right no more using numerous rulers instead just bookmark the link below. yeah a perfect thing for us cheapskates...err money wise business men/ kids.





Tuesday, January 20, 2009

an amazing update (and for you moochers stockpicks)

Hey guess what, I have my first stock, Patrick Industries, Inc. PATK. its a penny stock so that means i can buy a lot with a little of money. in addition i have gotten even better at unicycling. i can ride to my friends house with ease. i have also found some cool websites for an addition to things for you to do. Instructables.com, learn everything from a tennis ball mortar to how to make a delicous desert. I learned most of my origami tricks there too. also Failblog.com gosh this is one funny website, from the same people that created lolcats.com.


Stocks to buy!
MAN
MICC
FLIR
MMR
LNY
AVAN
APC
BBT



GOSH TYPING IN UPPERCASE REALLY MAKES A
STATMENT THATS BOTH ANNOYING AND COOL.

Saturday, January 10, 2009

behind the virtual stockmarket superstar, Aaron

Catchy title eh... well to start off I'm just your ordinary ding dong ditching kid who likes unicycling.
My goals in life are pretty simple, make money whether it be fake money on updown or in life. just recently i have gotten 75 dollars in cash for pet sitting. last night I was reading my investing book when i thought of something so smart that if i would even have thought about if for 2 minutes my head would begin to hurt. how about i take that money and invest it for real and make double that.
I thought about it more obviously i would need more money stocks these days cost around $2.00 and up i would need around $300 to start with. well to get that basic start off money i would have to make it like any other kid would. I'm setting out on a journey to make money by... mowing lawns.
also for you people who come just for my stock picks here they are
FXC
ICE
ABT
CHH
EGI

Saturday, January 3, 2009

42 things for teenagers to do when bored

  1. try to figure out how a engine works(howstuffworks.com)
  2. Make a list of things to do when bored.
  3. Make a list of things you want
  4. Make a rubber band ball
  5. Make a sundial
  6. Make a trash can a basketball hoop and throw crumpled up paper for baskets
  7. Make an entertaining phone answering-machine message
  8. Make faces at strangers to make them laugh
  9. Make oatmeal in the bathtub
  10. Make shoelaces out of noodles
  11. Make sock puppets
  12. Make sound effects for stuff
  13. Make up a new language
  14. Make up code names for you and some friends
  15. Make up crazy facts about things and tell them to other people like you are very smart.
  16. Make up famous sayings
  17. Make up ghost stories
  18. Make up poems or songs about your boredom
  19. Make your feet talk to each other
  20. Make yourself sweat
  21. Mark your territory
  22. Master the art of cherry-stem tongue-tying
  23. Memorize pi (the number)
  24. Mix and match your socks
  25. Mix some odd foods together and eat them in the front lawn
  26. Be thankful for clocks
  27. Recite romantic poetry...to your toaster
  28. Recopy the Bible substituting your name for God
  29. Redecorate your garage
  30. Relive fond memories
  31. Repeat the same word over and over until it loses its meaning
  32. Pick a random word out of a magazine and say it aloud to yourself until it becomes a meaningless set of noises.
  33. Repeatingly call someone Al and get mad when they say that’s not their name
  34. Respond to everything with “well that’s what you think”
  35. Become an Amish inventor
  36. Bark at the neighbors dog.
  37. At the checkout line stack everything till you cant reach.
  38. recreate D-day and play it at the park
  39. Burp the abc's
  40. say everything twice
  41. say everything twice
  42. ding-dong dich
I know its not 101 things but that will keep you occupied for 4+ hrs.